men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

this post started 5th wave feminism

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

exceedingly unfair that i'm unable to listen to music while also listening to a podcast while also reading a book while also watching a movie

sick tae death of you all

to death??? 🥵

I will kill you

Kill me? 🥵🥵🥵

I WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

Please do not encourage the piss fetishists out of the woodwork.

Will we ever be free of this post?

no the only way to escape is to die and we all do not want to do that.

every time i take ibuprofen or tylenol and it helps im like i can’t believe this actually works do other people know about this

?????

Ibuprofen Takers Anonymous

hilarious that soda is called “soft drink” when it’s definitely the sharpest liquid on the planet

I had a friend who died because he tried to do a backflip and never landed

i ask that you please respect my privacy in this time